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saraseoul:

JUST LOOK AT THAT CONCENTRATION

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

(Source: crimesagainsthughsmanatees)

I hate when people text without emoticons

I automatically assume they hate me and I can’t dealllll, man

Like, not even a :)? JUST ONE WOULD BE NICE, PLEASE

superkianagalaxy:

glitterclash:

seethroughgrayeyes:

I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.

You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

Spongebob Squarepants

#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town

flyingthroughstars:

positionbeforesubmission:

paintmegreeen:

this is perfect

Amen. 

never read something so beautiful.

for a long time, this was my favorite

oxfordcomatose:

this is the part
where i say “why”
and you say “i know”

then i say “what”
then you say “no.”

but what is a no when you know what it is
if the part where we start is the part that we missed
then that why was a why that meant regret

but that no was a no - i can’t let go.

How I know I'm my mother's child

My mom: Did you know that Grandma's dentist had a crush on me?
Me: Grandma hasn't had teeth for as long as I've been alive...
My mom: No, in the Philippines! A long time ago.
Me: So he was old?
My mom: Oh, no, he wasn't old. He used to drive by the house when I was gardening to talk to me.
Me: Was he nice?
My mom: I don't know, I always hid in the bushes when I heard his car coming so I wouldn't have to talk to him.